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How old are you? A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Two drunk commonalities A man stumbles up to the only other patron in… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Yogurt at a bar Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The ba… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Two men go into a bar Two men walked into a bar.

You wou…
Bar Joke 06/24/2008
OMG that must be drunk A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. T… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Ill have a double I walked into a bar the other day and ordered… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Biting my eyes A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and a… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Girlfriend is in the car A man had been drinking at the bar for hours … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Were by chance drunk yesterday? A fellow decides to take off early from work … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Bad Luck A small balding man storms into a local bar a… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Probably a good idea Every night, after dinner, a man took off for… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Dont Steal A drunk phoned police to report that thieves … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Who the heck is saying that A man walked in to a bar after a long day at … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Wife wont speak to me A construction worker walks into a bar. He's … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Order Me Up One A man walks into the front door of a bar. He … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
You might be too drunk if 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep fr… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Local Monkey Bar A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
A Pirate and his Past A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk tu… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Proving a Point A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night be… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Imagining Things with the help of booze The drunk was floundering down the alley carr… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Driving Drunk It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Dont you remember I paid you A man walks into a bar and has a couple of be… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Can I Fly? A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Everyone drinks free One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Welcome to pain A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sp… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Back woods cutting logs A man had been out in the back woods for week… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
The wife is pissed One night, this guy come into a bar and asks … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Brain walks into a bar A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
This drink is on the house The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Motorway Ahoy A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Here comes the golf club A golf club walks into a local bar and asks t… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Dog Bites? A man walks into a pub and sits down next to … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Vampire Drinking Binge Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down a… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Late Night Bus Ride A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
A Super Sad Man There's a man sitting at a bar just looking a… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Ohh Hormones Yesterday, scientists in the United States re… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Taking the Ferry Home John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York a… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartende… Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Stopped by Police John and Jessica were on their way home from … Bar Joke 06/24/2008
Trying to be helpful A good samaritan was walking home late one ni… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Height Challenged Man A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, … Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Dogs Not Allowed A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up … Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Tasty Guinness An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, order… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Local Bar Bet A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his w… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Fast Drinker A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a … Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Circus Owner walks into a bar A circus owner walked into a bar to see every… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Neutron Enters a Bar A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer"… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Drinking at work should be allowed because 1. It's an incentive to show up.

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Booze Warnings The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Nun at the Bar John was sitting outside his local pub one da… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Bar Bet Two guys were in a bar, and they were both wa… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Looks like my wife A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after … Bar Joke 06/23/2008
No Money for You A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drin… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Coming home drunk A man is in a bar and falling off his stool e… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Who can say this The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bul… Bar Joke 06/23/2008
Purchasing a Frog A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender… Bar Joke 06/23/2008